False Introverts

I wrote this after hearing three extroverts claim they were really introverts 
(not all on the same day). It's written on a whim and is a bit of a stab at all
extroverts, which isn't very nice, so I apologize for that. But the general idea
of an extrovert claiming to actually be an introvert is so amusing (and unbelievable)
to me that I wrote this poem.

Introvert
Extrovert
Let me tell you something
Extroverts are so
Greedy
They are jealous of the
Needy
Introvert!
So they tell you
In-sincerely,
“I’m an Introvert, really.”
That way they have 
All things delicious:
The party-goers laughs
And the loners best wishes.
And just to make it all 
Right
They convince themselves
Overnight.

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