False Introverts

I wrote this after hearing three extroverts claim they were really introverts 
(not all on the same day). It's written on a whim and is a bit of a stab at all
extroverts, which isn't very nice, so I apologize for that. But the general idea
of an extrovert claiming to actually be an introvert is so amusing (and unbelievable)
to me that I wrote this poem.

Let me tell you something
Extroverts are so
They are jealous of the
So they tell you
“I’m an Introvert, really.”
That way they have 
All things delicious:
The party-goers laughs
And the loners best wishes.
And just to make it all 
They convince themselves

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